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There was a bitter quarrel between wives of two POLITICIANS . The conversation between both was as follows :
Wife 1 : ' Your husband is corrupt & was caught red handed accepting the Bribe . '
Wife 2 : ' It's absolutely wrong .And who are you to talk ! There is an inquiry going on against your husband also . '
Wife 1 : ' It's true but the inquiry is being conducted by a First Class Magistrate . But the inquiry against your husband is carried out by a Retired Govt. Servant .'
Local Call
Our three respected Indians,Vajpayeeji,Chandrababu Naidu and,of course,Lalooji go to'narak' after their death. They are very sad as they are missing their people on earth. So, they request the devils to allow them to make a call to their relatives at their respective homes. The devils, out of respect for their high positions, permit them to do so. First, Vajpayeeji calls his relatives in Delhi. He talks for 15 minutes and then passes the phone to Naidu. The latter also calls his state and talks to his wife for 20 minutes and gives the chance to Laloo. Now, Lalooji calls Bihar and starts talking to Rabri Devi. He talks for many hours. Soon after,the telephone bills arrive. Vajpayeeji pays Rs 150, Naidu Rs 200 and Laloo Rs 50. All of them are surprised how Laloo had talked to his wife for over an hour.Lalooji's reply was simple. He had made a local call to Bihar. How? "Arre bhai BIHAR to pahele hi narak hai" !
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